Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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