she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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