wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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