her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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