That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Text me some of your sweat
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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