plz talk dirty to me
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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