my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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