Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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