In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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