You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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