This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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