We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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