if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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