whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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