Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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