Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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