Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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