How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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