I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My feet surprised me
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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