another moral hangover. fuck.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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