So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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