you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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