and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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