i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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