That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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