you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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