I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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