Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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