Christians are straight up FREAKS
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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