wat bout pragnant strippers??
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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