hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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