it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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