I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
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I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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