i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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