I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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