She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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