so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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