We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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