She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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