We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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