Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Small penises have feelings too.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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