But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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