party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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I love having hate sex.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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