i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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