Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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