My nipple is on Facebook.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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