OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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