This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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