Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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