whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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